June 2013
i will see you tomorrow! if it ever comes i guarantee it not for the end of days is nigh xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx sleep well
And on that cheetily apocalyptic note goodnight tumblr
*laughs intensely at teh computer* tehteheeteh no that went wrong oh dear cheers m'dears hahahatralalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i sing like a bird but am i a plane no im a bird you daft fuck SUPERMAN bahahaha
Lol okay Izi I think its past your bedtime now see ya tomorrow x
right fuck this shit a midnight bath in liquid paraffin it is
This is a legit medical treatment I’m not even joking I am gonna bathe in flammable liquid like wtaf but it helps so why knock it? Night y’all
there once was a blah blah blah who blah blah blah blah blah it blah blah blah blah and blah blah blah blah and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. I WROTE THAT TO THE TUNE SO READ IT IN TEH DAMN TUNE IT IS MY NEW MASTERPIE THE TEH WAS NO INTENTIONAL BUT I LIKE IT LIKE THAT ITS VERY PUNK ROCK
Truly you have an extraordinary talent and you’re right teh is indeed very punk rock
okay i'll do another one. there once was a girl called ellie, who went to guide camp with just one welly, her feet were covered in mud, and she shouted 'oh crud!' now my socks will be all smelly. that took a surprising amount of time to write it is my masterpiece my masterpie MASTERPIE
Masterpie?! Lol and thank you twas truly moving :) you’re very good at them btw
Hey! Sorry about your eczema or ezcema! Hope you feel better soon!x
Aww thank you sweetie :) have an awesome day x
wait i forgot to click on anon last time sorry! its still izi (or is it though, mysteryyyyy) and im so sorry about your skin, dude! take a bath in milk and honey, then you will be a happy bunny. there one was a girl called ell, whose skin was giving her hell, she got real mad, and then she got sad, but now she is feeling swell. LIMMERICK
Hmm its like schrodingers cat but with anons and omg limerick ny day is so much better already :)
i will send you an anon! its izi! hello! sorry to hear about your exzcema ezecams excemza oh you know what i meannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
I do know what you mean dw andd ohmyfuck my skin is dying like what?!
guys send me anons my eczema is keeping me awake
the-impala-in-the-time-vortex:
The rest of the world probably thinks British TV is all brilliant and humorous or classy and intellectual because they probably just get programmes like Downton Abbey or Sherlock imported.
In reality most of it’s like this:
We are so classy.
Aren’t we just…
god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet
it will forever annoy me that the dash is slightly off centre
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MENTION THAT NOW I’M EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE
GODDAMNIT
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo
I see a little silhouetto of a man
ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE
Will you do the fandango?
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ＶＥＲＹ ＶＥＲＹ ＦＲＩＧＨＴＥＮＩＮＧ
Me!
Galileo,Galileo
Galileo,Galileo
Galileo, Figaro
magnificooooooooooo~
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
“She was beautiful, but she was beautiful in the way a forest fire was beautiful.”
—Neil Gaiman (via twerker)
- Me: Why is this book over
- Me: Why couldn't it be longer
- Me: What am I supposed to read now
- *glances at pile of unread books*
- Me: Don't look at me like that
i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins
do you ever just find yourself doing really fucking weird things when no one is around and then you suddenly freeze, paranoid over the fact maybe your parents have installed spy-cams in the house to watch you
this literally explains my life
is your name Stupid because youre stupid
“Those moments they get too close they try to brush themselves off and say ‘Oh, that didn’t happen.’”
—Cote de Pablo (on the relationship between Tony and Ziva)
